For the next in our series of increasingly confused and out of touch looks at contemporary culture I once again work my way through the lyrics of a modern chart hit.
Fantasy Author and Narrative Director
Category: These lyrics make no sense
I shall try my best to parse each lyrical line of another modern chart hit to make sense of it for you (the modern youngster) and me (the anachronistic relic from the past).
Although criticizing N-Dubz’ for their lyrical shortcomings is as easy as shooting Dappy’s in a barrel, it has to be done.
Another entry in my series of lyrical musings in which I struggle to understand a modern chart hit and fail to connect with a whole generation. In many ways like a drowning man in a sea of mixed metaphors, poor rhymes and lyrical crimes.
I’m going to analyse a popular chart hit that the hip cats are grooving to and show just how out of touch, but nonetheless grumpy and amusing I am.