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Grand Theft Arsehole: Altis Life Episode 1

This week Dave plays Altis Life and decides that it’s a wonderful Altis Life

Finally taking his online ‘life’ too seriously Dave opts to play Altis Life. A game in which you play a role in the community and carry out as best you can. Dave obviously thought that there weren’t enough arseholes already in the game so decided to play the role perfectly.

Lets take a few words from the man himself. “I had originally planned to make Grand Theft Arsehole videos using just GTA Online, but after stumbling across Altis Life I decided to do most of my Arsehole videos in that. Altis Life is a RPG mod for ARMA 3. It’s gameplay is a mixture between Second Life and GTA Online. It plays a lot like a hard-core version of GTA online but with human players as law enforcement. What makes Altis Life perfect for Grand Theft Arsehole is that most players take their Altis Life role playing very seriously. They lose their shit if you interfere with their character or disrespect their roll within the game.

A good example of this is the first clip in this video. I decided to jump into the passenger seat of a car (people hate this which makes it so much fun) and told the driver to run over a cop. We were surrounded with cops at the time, and I said it mainly in jest to get a reaction out of them. I never realised that they would take it so seriously that they would use an armoured car and run us off the road, and try to arrest us! You’ll see in the video that they made a grave mistake when they attempted to stop my arseholery!”.

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