Under New Management: Temporarily
As you may have noticed from the picture; our illustrious leader has left us temporarily while he samples the fineries of European culture. Excited about the vacation (and topless) this picture is an accurate depiction of Tom’s departure upon his trusty steed.
His first stop is of course Amsterdam were I am sure he will conduct himself in a manner befitting an editor of such high calibre. Which means he will be taking notes for many new and ‘uniquely interesting’ top5 lists.
IF However the worst should happen and Tom finds himself under the scrutiny of the law, we here at the site have of course considered many contingency plans. First of which is a website fund raiser to generate money for bail. This would of course be the classic car wash, unfortunately Liv Tyler, Cameron Diaz and even the guys from Dodgeball were all unavailable. We had to make do with George.
Secondly while away we would need a replacement. Someone with a similar level of heart, raw intelligence, passion and disarming charisma. There were many candidates for selection however our household cactus (also coincidentally named George) won after a long and gruelling interview. He was the only one who did not sweat. Tom v2.0 will see us in good stead.
Rest assured readers we will strive to fill Tom’s rather girlish size 7’s while he is away, while having as much fun as this new found power affords us.
Join us in the comments in wishing him a fantastic journey and a safe return.