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Top 5 Mini-Zangief Remixes

Top 5 Mini-Zangief Remixes

So this Australian boy is already all over the internet like a rash. Young, isolated and bullied, Cassey Haynes lost his cool composure and went full-Zangief on a much smaller, much stupider kid.

Now the internet is full of nerds and geeks so seeing school bullies get their comeuppance will always be popular. Some might say that we shouldn’t glorify violence, that it is awlays wrong and that we should feel bad for sperading such videos. The truth is that this kind of thing happens in every single school in every country in the world, every day. In a world where we worship children like mini-messiahs, we have to realise that the truth is kids have always swore at each other, fought and generally acted like little monsters. This is how it should be. Everyone needs to learn to stand up for themselves at some point whether its physically or mentally. Children are cruel, but sometimes, just sometimes, justice is swift.

Here’s the top 5 remixes of mini-Zangief so far:

5. First, heres the original:

4. Next, heres a version that shows that once again, Guile’s music really does go with anything:

http://vimeo.com/21122934

3. Of course, there’s a Gif

2. Some strong visual effects on this one

1. This is my personal favourite because of the super combo and sound effects

MOAR FROM CALMDOWNTOM!

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  1. Larry Vashon says
    06/14/2011, 2:03 AM

    I know this is getting old, but I still chuckle when I watch the remixes.

    Larry Vashon June 13 2011

  2. Larry Vashon says
    04/01/2011, 10:10 PM

    The bullying will stop now that this has happened, for him anyway. Did you see him stand his ground with the bigger kid after body slamming Ratboy? Usually once somebody gets their a**es handed to them in a clique of vicious predators, they will find someone else to torment. Unfortunately, another poor kid is going to be getting punched and beaten until they break up the group responsible. Schools are responsible for safety of students, yes, but they can’t factor in the viciousness of some groups. Self defense is the only way to end the violence. Trust me. I had inch thick coke bottle glasses and was always getting picked on till i stood my ground.

    Larry Vashon

  3. Libbo says
    03/26/2011, 9:31 AM

    When brothers and sisters have sex with each other the result is that a piece of shit like this bully is bought into the world.

  4. Anonymous says
    03/24/2011, 8:36 PM

    that bully just got his ass pwned

  5. Francis says
    03/22/2011, 1:59 AM

    Congratz Casey, the Brazilian Top Team MMA Fighters congratz you for your awsome performance. Next time they mess with you (if they have courage), they can expect a huge amount of people looking to put their head on a tray.

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  7. ANDY says
    03/19/2011, 4:19 PM

    I HEARD THE BULLY GOT HIS ANKLE BROKE! GO LITTLE ZANGIEF! THE WORLD LOVES YOU! HUGS FROM SOUTH AMERICA! A TRUE MORTAL COMBAT F-A-T-A-L-I-T-Y!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!

  8. realist says
    03/19/2011, 4:25 AM

    He got what he deserved but we all need to remember that they are both really young, hopefully this experience reinforces into the bully the meaning of the golden rule, do unto others as you would want done unto yourself. By the way, getting punched in the face is just as violent as getting body slammed. A friend of mine was punched for no reason, then he fell and hit his head on the ground, and now he has seizures for the rest of his life. I would’ve rather of been body slammed and have a fractured leg.

  9. scallywag says
    03/19/2011, 3:39 AM

    I saw this video and instantly started crying.My heart goes out to Casey! I felt humiliated for him as I watched him get punched not once but twice in the face. I can only imagine the pain he was feeling. I support what he did 100%, Maybe it will teach the little skinny brat to leave people alone! the little brats mother wants Casey to apologize – WTF! She needs to teach her kid how to be a better human being..TEAM CASEY ALL THE WAY!!

    http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/03/casey-haynes-bullied-school-kid-body-slams-tormentor/

  10. Jadis says
    03/19/2011, 2:16 AM

    Casey rocks! That was an epic win for anyone who’s ever been the target of a bully. Good show! And it’s not like Casey didn’t give the shrimp opportunities to back off.
    I salute you sir!
    Violence isn’t the best answer, but sometimes it’s the only answer.

    “Speak softly and carry a big stick, you will go far” – African proverb/Theodore Roosevelt.

  11. John says
    03/18/2011, 4:49 PM

    I LOVE YOU, CASEY. ALL OF AMERICA DOES!!!

    CASEY! CASEY! CASEY! CASEY! – WE LOVE YOU.

    Casey: What you did needed to be done and should be a lesson to all of the losers that feel the only way the have meaning in their useless lives is to make other people miserable.

    ALL YOU DID WAS DEFEND YOURSELF. VERY, VERY WELL DONE, young man.

    Let us know when you plan to come to America. We’ll throw you a party!

  12. asdf says
    03/18/2011, 2:39 PM

    Casey you are my Personal Hero! That was the most epic win i have ever seen.

  13. salama says
    03/18/2011, 8:51 AM

    It is great Casey!! Keep confidence in you and does not let you make any more, you showed the example to all the others.Congratulation !!

  14. salama says
    03/18/2011, 8:49 AM

    c’est super Casey!! Garde confiance en toi et ne te laisse plus faire, tu a montré l’exemple à tous les autres.Congratulation !!

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  16. jim says
    03/17/2011, 7:21 AM

    suck shit you little tosser. good work casey, man i like your form!!

  17. Hoooitz says
    03/17/2011, 4:08 AM

    See tht other tuff guy wanting a go after tht one got smashed funny as tho karmas a bitch

  18. TAG says
    03/17/2011, 3:13 AM

    #1 was amazing. Seriously.

  19. sdf says
    03/17/2011, 2:14 AM

    The little turd got off easy. I hope he walks funny for the rest of his life. It’s nothing compared to what the big guy has had to and will have to deal with.

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